Я изменял своей жене во время азиатских каникул

Ffuckin hell guys, how did I get to the room before you two?

You've just been for a spin, haven't we?

I bet you've been fucking her in the toilet, haven't you?

No, no, we've just been in tug-tug, haven't we?

She's alright though, she's just getting loosened up, aren't you?